Facebook Lag
The stupid wait you do on Facebook just so you don’t look like a total spaz who can’t wait 5 seconds to reply. You wait like you’re training for the Olympics.
She commented on my post at 10 a. m. I'm not replying until 10:30. That’s how I roll.
He messaged me at 1 p. m. I'm waiting until 2 p. m. That’s the schedule.
I saw your post at 5 p. m. I'm waiting until 5:10. Don’t think you’re special.