Facebook Lag
When you wait to reply on Facebook because you're too proud to look like a desperate, begging, lovesick dog. You wait like you're waiting for a paycheck.
He messaged me at 8 a. m. I'm not replying until 9:30. I'm not that hungry for attention.
She liked my post at 11 p. m. I'm waiting until midnight. That's when I'm active.
He sent me 5 messages in a row. I'm waiting until he gives up and walks away.