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#facebook king#fake friends#banter lover

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a guy who thinks he's the king of the world because he has 2,000 fake friends, he posts every hour like a lunatic and uses words like 'banter' like it's a fancy dinner
'Hey guys, is anyone coming out tonight? I'm so bored I could die.'
'I added 100 people today. I'm the most popular person in the universe.'
'Banter is the best thing ever. I eat it for breakfast.'
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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a loser who counts his worth by the number of friends he has, even if they’re all bots, he posts updates like he’s the president and still says he’s ‘out’ when he’s just watching Netflix
'I added 50 people today. I’m a legend.'
'I’m out with my friends. It’s the best night ever.'
'I got 1,000 friends. I’m the most popular person in the world.'
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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a guy who thinks having 10,000 friends makes him cool, he posts every hour like he’s on fire and still says he goes out when he’s just sitting in his mom’s house
'I added 200 people today. I’m the most popular person in the world.'
'I’m out with my friends. It’s the best night ever.'
'Banter is the best thing ever. I eat it for breakfast.'
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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a dude who thinks he’s famous because he has 3,000 friends, he posts updates like it’s a competition and still says he goes out when he’s just lying in bed
'I added 150 people today. I’m the most popular person in the world.'
'I’m out with my friends. It’s the best night ever.'
'I got 2,000 friends. I’m the most popular person in the universe.'
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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a guy who thinks he’s a rock star because he has 5,000 friends, he posts every minute like he’s dying and still says he goes out when he’s just eating pizza
'I added 250 people today. I’m the most popular person in the world.'
'I’m out with my friends. It’s the best night ever.'
'Banter is the best thing ever. I eat it for breakfast.'
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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a person who thinks he’s the most popular guy in school because he has 10,000 friends, he posts every hour like it’s a war and still says he goes out when he’s just watching TV
'I added 300 people today. I’m the most popular person in the world.'
'I’m out with my friends. It’s the best night ever.'
'I got 10,000 friends. I’m the most popular person in the universe.'
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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