facebook knob
a loser who counts his worth by the number of friends he has, even if they’re all bots, he posts updates like he’s the president and still says he’s ‘out’ when he’s just watching Netflix
'I added 50 people today. I’m a legend.'
'I’m out with my friends. It’s the best night ever.'
'I got 1,000 friends. I’m the most popular person in the world.'