facebook knob
a dude who thinks he’s famous because he has 3,000 friends, he posts updates like it’s a competition and still says he goes out when he’s just lying in bed
'I added 150 people today. I’m the most popular person in the world.'
'I’m out with my friends. It’s the best night ever.'
'I got 2,000 friends. I’m the most popular person in the universe.'