facebook knob
a person who thinks he’s the most popular guy in school because he has 10,000 friends, he posts every hour like it’s a war and still says he goes out when he’s just watching TV
'I added 300 people today. I’m the most popular person in the world.'
'I’m out with my friends. It’s the best night ever.'
'I got 10,000 friends. I’m the most popular person in the universe.'