facebook hater

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A person who lives on Facebook like it's their second home but won't even glance at your post unless you beg them on their knees.

You post a photo of your dog wearing a hat. They reply with 'lol' and like a post about someone's cat eating pizza.

You try to tag them in a group chat. They reply with 'I don't know what that is.'

You send them a DM saying 'I posted something cool.' They reply with 'I didn't see it.'

They’re like a vampire, they suck all the life out of your posts but leave you with nothing but a fang mark and a like.

You post a 10-minute video of your cat doing backflips. They comment 'That's cute.' and like a post about someone's dog eating a shoe.

You ask them to like your post. They say 'I don’t have time.'

You post a selfie. They comment 'You look tired.' and like a post about someone's kid crying.

They’re the kind of person who lives on Facebook but would rather die than give your post the time of day.

You post a photo of your new car. They comment 'That's nice.' and like a post about someone's dog chasing a mail truck.

You tag them in a post. They say 'I don’t know what that is.'

You send them a message saying 'I posted something amazing.' They reply with 'I didn’t see it.'

They’re on Facebook like it’s their job, but they wouldn’t give your post the time it takes to brush their teeth.

You post a video of your kid singing. They comment 'That's okay.' and like a post about someone’s dog wearing a hat.

You ask them to like your post. They say 'I’m too busy.'

You send them a message saying 'I posted something cool.' They reply with 'I didn’t see it.'

They’re the kind of person who lives on Facebook but would rather like a post about a dog eating a sock than your whole life.

You post a photo of your vacation. They comment 'That's nice.' and like a post about someone's dog eating a sock.

You tag them in a group chat. They say 'I don’t know what that is.'

You send them a message saying 'I posted something cool.' They reply with 'I didn’t see it.'

They live on Facebook like it’s their second home but would rather like a post about someone’s kid crying than your whole life.

You post a video of your dog dancing. They comment 'That's okay.' and like a post about someone’s kid crying.

You tag them in a group chat. They say 'I don’t know what that is.'

You send them a message saying 'I posted something cool.' They reply with 'I didn’t see it.'