facebook hater
They’re on Facebook like it’s their job, but they wouldn’t give your post the time it takes to brush their teeth.
You post a video of your kid singing. They comment 'That's okay.' and like a post about someone’s dog wearing a hat.
You ask them to like your post. They say 'I’m too busy.'
You send them a message saying 'I posted something cool.' They reply with 'I didn’t see it.'