facebook hater
They live on Facebook like it’s their second home but would rather like a post about someone’s kid crying than your whole life.
You post a video of your dog dancing. They comment 'That's okay.' and like a post about someone’s kid crying.
You tag them in a group chat. They say 'I don’t know what that is.'
You send them a message saying 'I posted something cool.' They reply with 'I didn’t see it.'