facebook hater
They’re like a vampire, they suck all the life out of your posts but leave you with nothing but a fang mark and a like.
You post a 10-minute video of your cat doing backflips. They comment 'That's cute.' and like a post about someone's dog eating a shoe.
You ask them to like your post. They say 'I don’t have time.'
You post a selfie. They comment 'You look tired.' and like a post about someone's kid crying.