Facebook Grooming

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Using Facebook to send silly messages and flirt with someone you like, so you can make them feel special and then hit them with a kiss when you see them in real life.

Hey, I noticed your profile pic is cute. Are you single or just pretending to be?

You have the eyes of a goat. Are you a goat? Or are you just a goat in human form?

If you had a face, I'd kick it. But since you're on Facebook, I guess I have to flirt with you.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Chatting someone up on Facebook so hard they think you're a real person, not just some guy who uses emojis like they're going out of style.

You look like my mom's ex. But I like you more than my mom. So that's a win for you.

I'm not messaging you because I'm bored. I'm messaging you because you're cute and I'm not afraid to say it.

If you don't reply, I'm going to send you a picture of my dog's face. It's a threat.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Flirting with someone on Facebook so much they think you're actually nice, not just some guy who knows how to send messages.

I'm not texting you because I'm lonely. I'm texting you because I'm not lonely anymore. You're the reason.

If you had a personality, I'd steal it. But since you're on Facebook, I'll just steal your heart.

I'm not trying to impress you. I'm just trying to make sure you don't forget me.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Sending someone messages on Facebook until they're so confused they think you're a real person, not just someone who knows how to type.

You look like a pizza that's been left out in the rain. Are you a pizza? Or just a sad human being?

I'm not messaging you because I'm bored. I'm messaging you because you're cute and I'm not afraid to say it.

If I had a dollar for every time I've sent you a message, I'd be rich. And maybe I'd finally stop being poor.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Messing with someone on Facebook so much they start to believe you're not just some guy who likes to send messages, but actually a human being with a brain.

You're like my favorite snack. I can't get enough of you.

If you had a face, I'd kick it. But since you're on Facebook, I guess I have to flirt with you.

I'm not trying to impress you. I'm just trying to make sure you don't forget me.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Chatting someone up on Facebook so much they start to believe you're not just some guy who knows how to send messages, but actually a real person with feelings.

You're like my favorite snack. I can't get enough of you.

If you had a face, I'd kick it. But since you're on Facebook, I guess I have to flirt with you.

I'm not trying to impress you. I'm just trying to make sure you don't forget me.

by Slangipedia 13d ago