Facebook Grooming - Chatting someone up on Facebook so hard they think you're a

Chatting someone up on Facebook so hard they think you're a real person, not just some guy who uses emojis like they're going out of style.

You look like my mom's ex. But I like you more than my mom. So that's a win for you.

I'm not messaging you because I'm bored. I'm messaging you because you're cute and I'm not afraid to say it.

If you don't reply, I'm going to send you a picture of my dog's face. It's a threat.