Facebook Grooming
Using Facebook to send silly messages and flirt with someone you like, so you can make them feel special and then hit them with a kiss when you see them in real life.
Hey, I noticed your profile pic is cute. Are you single or just pretending to be?
You have the eyes of a goat. Are you a goat? Or are you just a goat in human form?
If you had a face, I'd kick it. But since you're on Facebook, I guess I have to flirt with you.