Facebook Grooming
Sending someone messages on Facebook until they're so confused they think you're a real person, not just someone who knows how to type.
You look like a pizza that's been left out in the rain. Are you a pizza? Or just a sad human being?
I'm not messaging you because I'm bored. I'm messaging you because you're cute and I'm not afraid to say it.
If I had a dollar for every time I've sent you a message, I'd be rich. And maybe I'd finally stop being poor.