Facebook Friend Request Purgatory

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when you see a friend request from someone you know but who gave you the worst side-eye ever, and you let it sit there like a rotten egg in a lunch bag for weeks before you finally accept it just to rub their nose in it
My ex from middle school sent me a friend request. I left it for two weeks just to annoy her.
My cousin texted me 'Why haven't you accepted my friend request? I'm still mad about that time you ate my pizza.'
My old rival from soccer left a friend request. I let it linger for a month because I'm a petty god.
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when you get a friend request from someone you kind of remember and kind of hate, and you leave it hanging for so long it starts to feel like they're begging you to accept it
My old math teacher sent me a friend request. I let it sit there for three weeks. She finally texted me: 'Are you going to accept this or are you trying to make me cry?'
My old crush sent me a friend request. I ignored it for two weeks just to be dramatic.
My uncle sent me a friend request. I left it for a month because I still think he stole my allowance.
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when you see a friend request from someone you know but who gave you the worst side-eye ever, and you let it sit there like a rotten egg in a lunch bag for weeks before you finally accept it just to rub their nose in it
My ex from middle school sent me a friend request. I left it for two weeks just to annoy her.
My cousin texted me 'Why haven't you accepted my friend request? I'm still mad about that time you ate my pizza.'
My old rival from soccer left a friend request. I let it linger for a month because I'm a petty god.
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when you get a friend request from someone who you used to hang out with but who now treats you like you're a forgotten sock in the bottom of a drawer, and you leave it hanging for so long it starts to feel like they're begging you to accept it
My old best friend sent me a friend request. I ignored it for three weeks because I was still mad about that time she stole my lunch money.
My old gym buddy texted me 'You're still my friend, right?' I left it for a month to be annoying.
My old classmate sent me a friend request. I ignored it for two weeks because I thought she was still mad about the time I called her a chicken.
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when you see a friend request from someone you half-remember and half-hate, and you let it sit there like a broken pencil in a desk drawer for weeks before you finally accept it just to make them feel bad
My old enemy from school sent me a friend request. I let it sit there for three weeks just to make him feel bad.
My old crush texted me 'Why haven't you accepted my friend request?' I ignored it for two weeks just to be annoying.
My old neighbor sent me a friend request. I left it for a month because I still think she stole my bike.
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when you get a friend request from someone who used to be cool but now acts like you're a distant cousin they barely remember, and you leave it hanging for so long it feels like they're trying to apologize just to get your attention
My old friend sent me a friend request. I left it for two weeks just to be dramatic.
My old crush texted me 'Why haven't you accepted my friend request?' I ignored it for a month because I was still mad about that time she called me a chicken.
My old classmate sent me a friend request. I let it sit there for three weeks because I still think she stole my lunch money.
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