Facebook Friend Request Purgatory
when you get a friend request from someone you kind of remember and kind of hate, and you leave it hanging for so long it starts to feel like they're begging you to accept it
My old math teacher sent me a friend request. I let it sit there for three weeks. She finally texted me: 'Are you going to accept this or are you trying to make me cry?'
My old crush sent me a friend request. I ignored it for two weeks just to be dramatic.
My uncle sent me a friend request. I left it for a month because I still think he stole my allowance.