Facebook Friend Request Purgatory
when you get a friend request from someone who used to be cool but now acts like you're a distant cousin they barely remember, and you leave it hanging for so long it feels like they're trying to apologize just to get your attention
My old friend sent me a friend request. I left it for two weeks just to be dramatic.
My old crush texted me 'Why haven't you accepted my friend request?' I ignored it for a month because I was still mad about that time she called me a chicken.
My old classmate sent me a friend request. I let it sit there for three weeks because I still think she stole my lunch money.