Facebook Friend Request Purgatory
when you get a friend request from someone who you used to hang out with but who now treats you like you're a forgotten sock in the bottom of a drawer, and you leave it hanging for so long it starts to feel like they're begging you to accept it
My old best friend sent me a friend request. I ignored it for three weeks because I was still mad about that time she stole my lunch money.
My old gym buddy texted me 'You're still my friend, right?' I left it for a month to be annoying.
My old classmate sent me a friend request. I ignored it for two weeks because I thought she was still mad about the time I called her a chicken.