Facebook Derangement Syndrome (FDS)

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When old rich folks lose their minds because they think Facebook is stupid and worth a fortune. They get extra mad if they might have to invest in it.

'Facebook is just a toy for kids. I’d rather throw money at a donkey race.', Mr. Thompson, billionaire and donkey race fan

'Why is Facebook worth more than my mansion? That’s not even fair.', Mrs. Delaney, who once tried to buy the Eiffel Tower

'I’m not investing in that silly app. I’d rather fund a robot that yells at me.', Mr. Franklin, robot yell enthusiast

by Slangipedia 13d ago

The crazy fury rich people feel when they see Facebook’s value and think it’s ridiculous. Especially if they have to deal with it at work.

'Facebook is worth billions? That’s a joke. I’d rather be stuck in a tax audit.', Mr. Harris, who once got audited by a donkey

'I can’t believe they think Facebook is worth more than my private jet.', Mrs. Reed, who also owns a jet that flies donkeys

'I’d rather get fired than deal with Facebook’s nonsense.', Mr. Price, who got fired by a donkey

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When old money people go absolutely bonkers because they think Facebook is silly and valuable. They get extra angry if the newspaper talks about it more than normal stuff.

'Why does the Wall Street Journal write about Facebook like it’s the most important thing? I’d rather read about my donkey’s tax return.', Mr. Johnson, donkey accountant

'Facebook is worth more than my entire collection of fancy watches. That’s not right.', Mrs. White, who owns a watch that tells jokes

'I’d rather be stuck in a meeting with my donkey than read about Facebook again.', Mr. Grey, who has a donkey that also has a meeting

by Slangipedia 13d ago