Facebook Derangement Syndrome (FDS)
The crazy fury rich people feel when they see Facebook’s value and think it’s ridiculous. Especially if they have to deal with it at work.
'Facebook is worth billions? That’s a joke. I’d rather be stuck in a tax audit.', Mr. Harris, who once got audited by a donkey
'I can’t believe they think Facebook is worth more than my private jet.', Mrs. Reed, who also owns a jet that flies donkeys
'I’d rather get fired than deal with Facebook’s nonsense.', Mr. Price, who got fired by a donkey