Facebook Derangement Syndrome (FDS)
When old money people go absolutely bonkers because they think Facebook is silly and valuable. They get extra angry if the newspaper talks about it more than normal stuff.
'Why does the Wall Street Journal write about Facebook like it’s the most important thing? I’d rather read about my donkey’s tax return.', Mr. Johnson, donkey accountant
'Facebook is worth more than my entire collection of fancy watches. That’s not right.', Mrs. White, who owns a watch that tells jokes
'I’d rather be stuck in a meeting with my donkey than read about Facebook again.', Mr. Grey, who has a donkey that also has a meeting