Facebook Derangement Syndrome (FDS)
When old rich folks lose their minds because they think Facebook is stupid and worth a fortune. They get extra mad if they might have to invest in it.
'Facebook is just a toy for kids. I’d rather throw money at a donkey race.', Mr. Thompson, billionaire and donkey race fan
'Why is Facebook worth more than my mansion? That’s not even fair.', Mrs. Delaney, who once tried to buy the Eiffel Tower
'I’m not investing in that silly app. I’d rather fund a robot that yells at me.', Mr. Franklin, robot yell enthusiast