Facebonch

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When you're stuck on Facebook like a cockroach in a trash can, messaging people, checking up on their lives, and feeling superior.

I just facebonched my ex for 3 hours and still don't know why they broke up with me.

My cousin facebonched me at 2 AM with a message that said 'I miss you, you're the best.'

Facebonching so hard I got a message from my mom: 'Why are you still on Facebook? Go to sleep!'

The worst kind of social media torture where you chat, peek, and feel like you're winning, but you're really just sad.

I facebonched my crush and he replied with a single emoji. That's it. I'm done.

I was facebonching so much I forgot my own birthday. My best friend texted me: 'You forgot your own birthday? What's wrong with you?'

Facebonched my old friend and she said, 'You're still here?' I said, 'What's wrong with you?'

When you're on Facebook so much it feels like your brain is connected to the internet and you can't shut it off.

I facebonched for so long my phone died and I still didn't stop.

My facebonching got so intense my dog walked away from me.

I was facebonching and my mom yelled, 'You're going to get a headache from all that facebonching!'

The act of being on Facebook like it's your full-time job and you're getting paid in likes and messages.

I facebonched all day and got 100 messages. I feel like I'm rich.

My facebonching got so good I started getting messages from people I didn't even know.

I facebonched so much my boss said, 'You're not working, you're facebonching!'

When you're on Facebook like it's a relationship and you're messaging people like they're your soulmate.

I facebonched my crush and now I can't stop thinking about him.

I facebonched my old friend and now I feel like we're back in high school.

I facebonched my mom and she said, 'You're acting like we're still friends!'