Facebonch - When you're on Facebook like it's a relationship and you're

When you're on Facebook like it's a relationship and you're messaging people like they're your soulmate.

I facebonched my crush and now I can't stop thinking about him.

I facebonched my old friend and now I feel like we're back in high school.

I facebonched my mom and she said, 'You're acting like we're still friends!'