Facebonch
The worst kind of social media torture where you chat, peek, and feel like you're winning, but you're really just sad.
I facebonched my crush and he replied with a single emoji. That's it. I'm done.
I was facebonching so much I forgot my own birthday. My best friend texted me: 'You forgot your own birthday? What's wrong with you?'
Facebonched my old friend and she said, 'You're still here?' I said, 'What's wrong with you?'