Facebonch
The act of being on Facebook like it's your full-time job and you're getting paid in likes and messages.
I facebonched all day and got 100 messages. I feel like I'm rich.
My facebonching got so good I started getting messages from people I didn't even know.
I facebonched so much my boss said, 'You're not working, you're facebonching!'