facebog
Taking a crap and checking Facebook like your whole life depends on it. You're not just on the toilet, you're hiding from the world and your boss’s judgment.
I just pooped and saw my ex posted a selfie. I'm not getting up.
Toilet break? More like Facebook break. My boss can't see me. I'm safe.
I'm in the toilet cubicle like it's my second home. My phone is my lifeline.