facebog

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Taking a crap and checking Facebook like your whole life depends on it. You're not just on the toilet, you're hiding from the world and your boss’s judgment.

I just pooped and saw my ex posted a selfie. I'm not getting up.

Toilet break? More like Facebook break. My boss can't see me. I'm safe.

I'm in the toilet cubicle like it's my second home. My phone is my lifeline.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When you need to log into Facebook so bad, you retreat to the office toilet like it's the only place left on Earth that isn't watching you.

I'm in the cubicle like I'm hiding from the FBI. My phone is my only friend.

I didn't come to work to be stared at. I came to work to check Facebook.

The toilet is my refuge. My boss is my enemy. Facebook is my love.

by Slangipedia 13d ago