face-throttled

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When some old guy yells at a kid for calling him a stupid name and grabs his face like a meatball and squishes it

My uncle face-throttled my cousin for calling him 'Sir Sausage' at the family dinner.

The principal face-throttled the kid who said he was 'Captain Pimple' during the talent show.

My dad face-throttled my brother for calling him 'Sir Biscuit' in front of the whole school.

Putting your face on someone else's face like you're making a sandwich and you're the biggest, rudest part of it

My mom face-throttled my little sister for calling her 'Mommy Muffin' during breakfast.

The gym teacher face-throttled the kid who said he was 'Mr. Squishy' during warm-up.

My brother face-throttled my friend for calling him 'Sir Waffle' at the weekend party.

When someone’s face gets squeezed so hard it feels like it’s about to explode and you’re the one doing the exploding

My grandfather face-throttled my uncle for calling him 'Sir Gravy' during Thanksgiving.

The teacher face-throttled the kid who said he was 'Mr. Munchy' during math class.

My friend face-throttled my cousin for calling him 'Sir Donut' at the mall.