face-throttled
When someone’s face gets squeezed so hard it feels like it’s about to explode and you’re the one doing the exploding
My grandfather face-throttled my uncle for calling him 'Sir Gravy' during Thanksgiving.
The teacher face-throttled the kid who said he was 'Mr. Munchy' during math class.
My friend face-throttled my cousin for calling him 'Sir Donut' at the mall.