face-throttled - Putting your face on someone else's face like you're making

Putting your face on someone else's face like you're making a sandwich and you're the biggest, rudest part of it

My mom face-throttled my little sister for calling her 'Mommy Muffin' during breakfast.

The gym teacher face-throttled the kid who said he was 'Mr. Squishy' during warm-up.

My brother face-throttled my friend for calling him 'Sir Waffle' at the weekend party.