face-throttled
When some old guy yells at a kid for calling him a stupid name and grabs his face like a meatball and squishes it
My uncle face-throttled my cousin for calling him 'Sir Sausage' at the family dinner.
The principal face-throttled the kid who said he was 'Captain Pimple' during the talent show.
My dad face-throttled my brother for calling him 'Sir Biscuit' in front of the whole school.