Face Keg

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A 5-liter Heineken or Newcastle mini-keg that you claim you're going to drink all by yourself, even though you’re clearly just trying to avoid getting called out for being a drunk mess.

DM: 'I got the face keg. No one is touching me. I'm not even gonna look at you.'

Tweet: 'Face keg = 5 liters of hope, 0 liters of self-control.'

Text: 'I bought the face keg. I swear I'm not gonna eat the whole thing. I'm not.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A mini-keg that you pretend is just for you, but everyone knows it's just so you don’t have to share with your friends who are actually good at drinking.

Text: 'Face keg is my new best friend. It doesn't judge me when I spill beer on my pants.'

Tweet: 'Face keg is just a mini-keg that thinks it's special.'

DM: 'I got the face keg. I'm not sharing. I'm not. I'm not.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A mini-keg that you buy and then immediately forget about, because you're too busy making up stories about how you're gonna drink it all by yourself, even though you’re clearly lying.

Tweet: 'I bought a face keg. I swear I’m gonna drink it all. I’m not even gonna look at my friends.'

Text: 'Face keg? That’s just a mini-keg that thinks it's the main event.'

DM: 'Face keg = 5 liters of beer and 0 liters of common sense.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago