Face Keg
A mini-keg that you buy and then immediately forget about, because you're too busy making up stories about how you're gonna drink it all by yourself, even though you’re clearly lying.
Tweet: 'I bought a face keg. I swear I’m gonna drink it all. I’m not even gonna look at my friends.'
Text: 'Face keg? That’s just a mini-keg that thinks it's the main event.'
DM: 'Face keg = 5 liters of beer and 0 liters of common sense.'