Face Keg
A mini-keg that you pretend is just for you, but everyone knows it's just so you don’t have to share with your friends who are actually good at drinking.
Text: 'Face keg is my new best friend. It doesn't judge me when I spill beer on my pants.'
Tweet: 'Face keg is just a mini-keg that thinks it's special.'
DM: 'I got the face keg. I'm not sharing. I'm not. I'm not.'