face-driving

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Using Facebook while driving like it's your job. You're too busy staring at your phone to notice the car in front of you slamming on the brakes. It's like you're trying to get a thousand likes before you crash.

I was face-driving and saw a cat cross the road. I still didn't hit it. I hit a mailbox. And my mom.

My friend face-drove through a red light just to reply to a comment. He got a ticket and a heart attack.

I face-drove to work and missed my exit. I ended up at my ex's house. He saw me. I died a little.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

Driving while checking Facebook so much you forget you're even driving. It's like you're trying to live your life in the car and not on the road.

I was face-driving and got a message from my crush. I swerved into a truck. Now I have a new friend and a broken car.

My brother face-drove and got a notification about his pizza. He forgot to pay for it. Now he lives in a pizza box.

I face-drove to school and got a notification that my crush liked my post. I ran into a bus. I now have a crush on the bus driver.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

Driving while being obsessed with Facebook. It's like you're trying to become famous before you even get to your destination.

I face-drove and got a notification that my dog liked my post. I ran into a tree. Now my dog is famous and I'm not.

I was face-driving and saw a message from my mom. I ignored it. She sent a message to the police. They pulled me over.

I face-drove to my friend's house and got a notification that my crush is coming. I swerved into a lake. Now I'm in a lake with my crush.

by Slangipedia 4d ago