face-driving - Driving while checking Facebook so much you forget you're ev

Driving while checking Facebook so much you forget you're even driving. It's like you're trying to live your life in the car and not on the road.

I was face-driving and got a message from my crush. I swerved into a truck. Now I have a new friend and a broken car.

My brother face-drove and got a notification about his pizza. He forgot to pay for it. Now he lives in a pizza box.

I face-drove to school and got a notification that my crush liked my post. I ran into a bus. I now have a crush on the bus driver.