face-driving
Using Facebook while driving like it's your job. You're too busy staring at your phone to notice the car in front of you slamming on the brakes. It's like you're trying to get a thousand likes before you crash.
I was face-driving and saw a cat cross the road. I still didn't hit it. I hit a mailbox. And my mom.
My friend face-drove through a red light just to reply to a comment. He got a ticket and a heart attack.
I face-drove to work and missed my exit. I ended up at my ex's house. He saw me. I died a little.