face-driving - Driving while being obsessed with Facebook. It's like you're

Driving while being obsessed with Facebook. It's like you're trying to become famous before you even get to your destination.

I face-drove and got a notification that my dog liked my post. I ran into a tree. Now my dog is famous and I'm not.

I was face-driving and saw a message from my mom. I ignored it. She sent a message to the police. They pulled me over.

I face-drove to my friend's house and got a notification that my crush is coming. I swerved into a lake. Now I'm in a lake with my crush.