face diaper

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A stinky, flimsy cloth you slap over your face like you’re trying to hide a bad smell and a worse personality.

My grandma wears a face diaper like it's a fashion statement. It's just a dishrag with a hole in it.

My boss made us all wear face diapers because he thought we were gonna cough out a dinosaur.

My neighbor wears a face diaper so tight, it looks like he’s trying to breathe through a sock.

That thing people wore during the pandemic because they thought they were gonna die from a cold and they were too dumb to realize it was just a cold.

My uncle wore a face diaper for two years because he thought the virus was gonna come out of the TV.

My sister’s face diaper was so big, it looked like a curtain.

My mom wore a face diaper to the grocery store like it was a battle suit.

A cloth that covers your face like you’re trying to hide the fact that you’re a total mess inside and out.

My dad wears a face diaper like it’s a badge of honor. He says it’s ‘professional.’

My face diaper is so dirty, it looks like it’s been used as a napkin and a toilet seat.

My face diaper is so loose, it’s just hanging off my face like a sad rag.

A cloth that covers your face, and also your brain, because you’re too dumb to realize it’s not doing anything.

My face diaper is so ugly, it makes me look like a raccoon with a sock on its face.

My face diaper is so tight, it’s like I’m trying to choke myself.

I wear a face diaper because I think it’s gonna stop me from breathing in my own stupidity.

A cloth you wear on your face because you think the government is trying to brainwash you into thinking you’re gonna die from a common cold.

My face diaper is so big, it looks like it’s trying to cover my whole body.

My face diaper is so dirty, it looks like it was used as a mop.

My face diaper is so tight, it’s like I’m wearing a straitjacket on my face.

A cloth on your face that makes you look like a sad, brainwashed, government-controlled, money-hungry, stupid person.

My face diaper is so crooked, it looks like it’s trying to escape.

I wear a face diaper because I think it’s gonna save me from the government.

My face diaper is so smelly, it’s like I’ve been wearing it for a year.