face diaper - A cloth on your face that makes you look like a sad, brainwa

A cloth on your face that makes you look like a sad, brainwashed, government-controlled, money-hungry, stupid person.

My face diaper is so crooked, it looks like it’s trying to escape.

I wear a face diaper because I think it’s gonna save me from the government.

My face diaper is so smelly, it’s like I’ve been wearing it for a year.