face diaper
A cloth you wear on your face because you think the government is trying to brainwash you into thinking you’re gonna die from a common cold.
My face diaper is so big, it looks like it’s trying to cover my whole body.
My face diaper is so dirty, it looks like it was used as a mop.
My face diaper is so tight, it’s like I’m wearing a straitjacket on my face.