fabloogian

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A person who loves the band Tally Hall so much they probably had a nervous breakdown trying to figure out what kind of music they were. They hate labels and think people are dumb for trying to sort it out.
'I don't even know if I'm a fabloogian or just a confused teenager who still listens to 2010 music.'
'I'm not a fan, I'm a full-blown fabloogian. That's a title.'
'I'm not just a fan, I'm a certified fabloogian. You don't get that title unless you've tried to explain Tally Hall to your mom.'
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A fabloogian is someone who can't stand being told what kind of music they like. They hate Tally Hall's band name as much as they love the songs. It's like being told your sandwich is 'sandwich-shaped.'
'I'm not a fan, I'm a full-time fabloogian. That means I don't need a label to enjoy the music.'
'You think you're a fan? I'm a certified fabloogian. You're just a listener.'
'Don't even try to call me a fan. I'm a fabloogian. That means I don't need a title to be happy.'
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A fabloogian is someone who acts like they don't care about the band Tally Hall, but they actually cry every time they hear a song from 2009. They swear they don't like labels, but they're the first to start one.
'I don't care about labels, I just care about Tally Hall. I'm a fabloogian and proud.'
'I don't need a label, I'm a fabloogian. That's all I need.'
'You can call me whatever you want, but I'm a certified fabloogian. That's a title you don't get.'
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A fabloogian is someone who claims they hate labels, but they’re the ones who started the whole thing. They’re obsessed with Tally Hall and probably think they're better at music than the band itself.
'I hate labels, but I'm the one who made up the word fabloogian. That's what I do.'
'You think I care about labels? I'm a fabloogian. That means I don't need a title.'
'I didn't start the label nonsense, but I sure as hell became one. I'm a certified fabloogian.'
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A fabloogian is someone who knows exactly what kind of music they like, but they act like they don't because they're too cool for labels. They probably still listen to Tally Hall every day even if they don’t admit it.
'I'm not cool enough to be a fabloogian, but I still listen to Tally Hall every day.'
'I don't need a label, I'm a certified fabloogian. That's the title I chose.'
'You think I don't listen to Tally Hall every day? I'm a fabloogian. That's a title I earned.'
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A fabloogian is someone who refuses to let anyone else tell them what kind of music they like. They probably started a fight just to defend Tally Hall’s right to not have a label.
'I didn't start the fight, but I sure as hell became a fabloogian.'
'You think I care about labels? I'm a certified fabloogian. That's what I am.'
'I don't need a label, I'm a fabloogian. That's all I need.'
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