fabloogian
A fabloogian is someone who claims they hate labels, but they’re the ones who started the whole thing. They’re obsessed with Tally Hall and probably think they're better at music than the band itself.
'I hate labels, but I'm the one who made up the word fabloogian. That's what I do.'
'You think I care about labels? I'm a fabloogian. That means I don't need a title.'
'I didn't start the label nonsense, but I sure as hell became one. I'm a certified fabloogian.'