fabloogian
A fabloogian is someone who acts like they don't care about the band Tally Hall, but they actually cry every time they hear a song from 2009. They swear they don't like labels, but they're the first to start one.
'I don't care about labels, I just care about Tally Hall. I'm a fabloogian and proud.'
'I don't need a label, I'm a fabloogian. That's all I need.'
'You can call me whatever you want, but I'm a certified fabloogian. That's a title you don't get.'