fabloogian
A fabloogian is someone who can't stand being told what kind of music they like. They hate Tally Hall's band name as much as they love the songs. It's like being told your sandwich is 'sandwich-shaped.'
'I'm not a fan, I'm a full-time fabloogian. That means I don't need a label to enjoy the music.'
'You think you're a fan? I'm a certified fabloogian. You're just a listener.'
'Don't even try to call me a fan. I'm a fabloogian. That means I don't need a title to be happy.'