Fabienism

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Fabienism is when a kid is so amazing it’s like they were born with a gold spoon up their ass and a PhD in being cool. Most Fabiens don’t even know how awesome they are, but girls can’t help but throw themselves at them like they’re dying.
My cousin Fabien walked into the room and the whole class forgot how to breathe.
He got a 100% on the test and still didn’t know he was a genius.
He looked at me and I immediately knew I was going to be his girlfriend.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A Fabien is a guy who’s shy and awkward but once you get to know him, he’s a total softie. He’s into everything but usually just sits there and stares at you like you’re the most interesting thing ever.
He asked me if I wanted to play video games, and I said yes even though I hate video games.
He stayed silent for 10 minutes and I still thought he was the best person ever.
He smiled at me and I instantly felt like the luckiest person alive.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A Fabien is a guy with a penis so huge it’s like he was born with a cock and a crown. All his friends are cool because he’s so cool, and all the girls want to sleep with him.
He walked into the room and I knew I was going to be his girlfriend.
He told a joke and I laughed so hard I cried.
He looked at me and I immediately knew I was going to be his girlfriend.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Fabien is the hottest guy in school. He’s smart, kind, and the best at sex. If you’re a girl and you know a Fabien, you should be with him because sex with him is the best thing ever.
He’s the best at sex and I know that for sure.
He’s so hot that I think I’m going to die.
He looked at me and I knew I was going to be his girlfriend.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A Fabien is a guy who’s kind and sometimes acts crazy for fun. If you get close to him, you’ll be the happiest person ever.
He told me he was going to be a king and I believed him.
He ran into a wall and I thought that was the coolest thing ever.
He smiled at me and I instantly felt like the luckiest person alive.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A Fabien is a memelord who hates Naveen and Habibur. He’s the best guy ever and gets all the girls.
He told me Naveen was a loser and I believed him.
He said Habibur was a normie and I knew he was right.
He smiled at me and I knew I was going to be his girlfriend.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A Fabien is a guy who grows Gay Beans. He’s the best at growing Gay Beans and everyone wants to be his friend.
He told me he was going to grow the best Gay Beans ever.
He said Gay Beans were the best thing ever and I believed him.
He smiled at me and I knew I was going to be his girlfriend.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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