Fabienism
Fabien is the hottest guy in school. He’s smart, kind, and the best at sex. If you’re a girl and you know a Fabien, you should be with him because sex with him is the best thing ever.
He’s the best at sex and I know that for sure.
He’s so hot that I think I’m going to die.
He looked at me and I knew I was going to be his girlfriend.