Fabienism
A Fabien is a guy with a penis so huge it’s like he was born with a cock and a crown. All his friends are cool because he’s so cool, and all the girls want to sleep with him.
He walked into the room and I knew I was going to be his girlfriend.
He told a joke and I laughed so hard I cried.
He looked at me and I immediately knew I was going to be his girlfriend.