Fabienism
Fabienism is when a kid is so amazing it’s like they were born with a gold spoon up their ass and a PhD in being cool. Most Fabiens don’t even know how awesome they are, but girls can’t help but throw themselves at them like they’re dying.
My cousin Fabien walked into the room and the whole class forgot how to breathe.
He got a 100% on the test and still didn’t know he was a genius.
He looked at me and I immediately knew I was going to be his girlfriend.